My skiing x-mas wish list...

dave's busted-ass foot
Originally uploaded by brendhan_mcdevitt.

1. Consistently cold weather

2. More snow...like 20" per week for the rest of the winter.

3. Goggles that won't scratch no matter how many times you have to wipe the frozen crud off them.

4. To have a "No stupid people that can't get on a detachable, high speed quad or bad skiers" lift at every resort in the US. The rest of the world can suffer.

5. Create "experts only aka, no idiots, zones" at abovementioned resorts where it is frowned upon to ski slow and push snow.

6. To have every one-piece suit, fluorescent colored jacket and ear band burned and then ban there use at, again, abovementioned resorts.

7. To round up every local newscaster that complains about the cold weather and make them spend a night on Mt. Washington in only their wet undergarments.

8. And finally, have government create laws making it illegal for employers to make people show up to work when 6 or more inches of snow have fallen somewhere with a 50 mile radius of the workplace.

If anyone could help me out with any of these, I would be greatly appreciative. Thanks...



PS...an iPod would be sweet as well.